I AM SUPERMAN
I am Superman because you are Wonder Woman. I used my x-ray vision to see inside you and I leapt a tall building in a single bound. Faster than a speeding bullet, like a bird, like a plane – Superman!
When you are near I become the man of steel – see that tent I made in my tights? – it’s indestructible, more powerful than a locomotive! What’s that you say? DUCT TAPE? Don’t make me laugh a loud Superman laugh!
When you kiss me with those Kryptonite lips I loose my strength (except for the tent in my tights – which I may have mentioned is indestructible). So kiss me. Please kiss me and tie me up in your golden noose and fly me away in your invisible plane, as I tell you the Truth of my Super Love for you.

True hearts have eyes and ears, no tongues to speak;
They hear and see and sigh, and then they break